Happy Festivus!

[Dane Pound]

It's that magical time of year when we erect our Festivus poles. Wait, that didn't come out right.

Happy Festivus!

In keeping with tradition, you've have disappointed me greatly and now you're going to hear about it. 

Now it's time for the "airing of the grievences..."

Gattuso, your record - stinks!

NCAA, your grad transfer rule - stinks! How far in the pockets of the power conferences are you people?

Mark Benson, your policy of throwing people out of Sefcu 30 seconds after basketball games are over - stinks! Some schools roll out basketballs and let kids shoot some hoops on the court after the game.

And now, the feats of strength:

Stony Brook, our football team had it rough but we still beat you and made national highlights doing it.

Lacrosse, final four.

Siena, you've lost to us so often you won't even play us anymore. 

Edited December 23, 2018 by Dane Pound

[DanesRGood]

By far the Post of the Year!  Hahahaaaaa!  Awesome.  Athletic Department needs to print this and put it on their wall!

[UAalum72]

Too late I realized I could’ve assembled the handle of my roof rake and had the tallest Festivus Pole in the neighborhood. Or would that be against the spirit of the season?

[Dane Pound]

14 minutes ago, UAalum72 said:

Too late I realized I could’ve assembled the handle of my roof rake and had the tallest Festivus Pole in the neighborhood. Or would that be against the spirit of the season?

I think that's a feat of strength.